Fly in your ointment-just dip it in again!

There is (yet) an(other) idiot Hadith which tells about what to do if a fly falls in your drink.

Your natural reaction might be to throw your drink away, but no!

Here’s what you do

This is obvious nonsense you say, but wait, what if I tell you there is top level SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH TO BACK IT UP!

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Rehab-Eldesoukey

Yes, a top level researcher in Egypt cut the wings off flies and found that the left wings had bacteria and fungi on them and the right wings didn’t!

TAKE THAT HATERS and ISLAMOPHOBES .

But you say, “how many flies did she study, I bet it wasn’t many”? Well we all know how hard it is to find flies, especially in a country like Egypt. I mean this factory only produces thousands of maggots per day. Well this researcher somehow managed to find a MASSIVE FOUR FLIES! Yes , in Egypt, where flies are virtually unknown. And you can always totally rely on research carried out in an Islamic country to honestly report when research shows a hadith or whatnot to be false, I mean it’s not like people will turn up and stab you or cut your head off or anything!

This ground breaking paper was published in 2014 and in the following 9 years naturally it has been followed up by further research funded by the massively rich and well funded Islamic hospitals and medical universities in Saudi, UAE, Dubai etc who have the resources to somehow track down tens if not hundreds of flies, to show the Islamophobes and haters that the prophet wasnt a just 7th century person totally ignorant of germ theory and that Islam is totally

true! …

ERRR GET REAL, BECAUSE THEY KNOW ITS A PILE OF ABSOLUTE TOTAL MERDE!

They know any honest research will show nothing of the kind and would only waste money and time and make them and their idiot religion look even stupider than it already does!

there’s now tonnes of dummies making ticktock and Instagram videos where they claim science validates the hadith, would love to drop a fly in their coffee! There are other poor scientists who gave been made to do “research on this nonsense, like one cut the right wing off flies and dipped them into growth media, not the left wing of course, cos he knew it would give exactly the same result!

So much better explained here https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/01/29/islamic-science-has-come-to-this-pitiful-end/

And here https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2021/07/15/another-silly-scientific-claim-from-islam/

and a blast from the past on the actual problem with flies which is that they vomit up their last meal from a dog turd or what ever, not their poxy wings……

Schrödinger’s translation

https://youtu.be/AoEp4HiiwIA

SCHRÖDINGER’S law of translation
1) Translations of the Qu’ran quoted by a Muslim are Accurate


2) Translations of the Qu’ran quoted by an Atheist are Inaccurate and the Atheist must learn Arabic and consult knowledgeable Scholars


3) Translations of the Qu’ran quoted by a Muslim and an Atheist, becomes SCHRÖDINGER’S, in a quantum superposition state, simultaneously Accurate and Inaccurate until resolved by an Observer.

SCHRÖDINGER followed ways of the Prophet, yep he liked ’em young as well!